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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:20
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Est sit omnis doloribus placeat rem necessitatibus.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
No go.
Thumbs down again.
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Loons and Moons
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